Know it all

Now if anybody tells you that these days, Parkinson’s is not so terrible and that it can be easily managed with drugs, you can say nothing, but just punch them as hard as you like on the ‘Philtrum’ (Its the vertical groove or ‘channel’ we all have which runs – literally in the cases of some people – from the nose to the top lip) There are lots of nerve endings here which make it extremely painful when bopped.

With any luck, fragments of bone will be shattered away and lodge themselves in the ‘Know-It-All’s brain too.

© Andy Daly  2010