I wonder what the founding fathers of Cheadle Hulme School, Manchester, England, would have made of this. They adopted in loco parentis as the school’s motto in 1855. Latin for “in the place of a parent”, it refers to the legal responsibility of a person or organization to take on some of the functions and responsibilities of a parent. Originally derived from English common law, it allows institutions such as colleges and schools to act in the best interests of the students as they see fit.
I don’t wish to to labour the point, and I promise not to reinforce it with yet another clip from the film ‘Kes’ but here is another example of the kind of every day lunacy which was typical of my secondary schooldays.
First day at our new secondary school, St. Wilfrid’s. New stiff uniforms, new classes with lots of new faces. Eagerness, trepidation. All our eyes are fixed on our new form teacher Mr. Bradley as he takes the register for the first time.
“William …. William Walsh?”
“I like to be called Billy, Sir.”
Bradley stares at him and begins to froth at the mouth.
“Do you now? Well, I’d like to be called George Best and have all the money and birds he has, but I can’t can I, lad?”
As the Spanish say “Loco comó una moto” which roughly translates as “Mad as a box of frogs”
© Andy Daly 2012
Thanks to Mark for reminding me of this