All I can say is that together, if you assemble the following in almost any order, they will give you the flavour of yesterday’s final game:

Rain-soaked, dismal, hopeless, nil, toss, half, waterlogged, commitment, baked, six, coach, wrist, substitute, final, finished, slash, could, a, psychiatric ward, give, then, and, was, if , he, they, we, hadn’t, couldn’t, wouldn’t, shouldn’t, ever, ever, ever again…….

© Andy Daly  2010.